Hey all you action game fans! There’s a game coming out in less than 1 month that’s gonna answer a lot of action games fans prayers. What is this game you ask…None other than the insanely hot “Bayonetta” the Platinum Games developed action orgy. Conceived by Hideki Kamiya (of Devil May Cry fame) this over the top but outright beautiful and super stylish action game casts you as…you guessed it, Bayonetta, the super sexy, pinwheel of death.

Her hair is her armor (and weapon by the way), that when “broken” leaves our hero let’s say a little…exposed (nekkid). Her shoes are guns and boy can she use ‘em…Add this to the 2 handguns and badass sword she rocks and you end up with the most “stylish” ass kicker since my favorite action hero “Dante”(Devil May Cry). Easy to pick up and play with enough of a learning curve to not be too easy.

The hot thing about this title (besides Bayonetta) is that anyone watching you play will be blown away by all that’s happening on-screen…the AWESOME “torture” kills, combos, magic and crazy moving stages are all at your fingertips. Control interface is accessible and easy to adapt to for an action game junkie like myself. The story is too wild to describe sanely but, you are fighting angels, along with a host of other insane and outrageous creatures…and the gore, yes the gore is here in spades, blood flows freely in this title. The demo is on X-box live, check this one out IMMEDIATELY! Definitely influenced by the DMC series but dare I say better. Stay tuned

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Sir M.