For the past two months the Gulf Coast has suffered the WORST environmental disaster ever. Approximately 50 miles off the coast a BP (british petroleum) Oil drilling rig exploded completely and 5 miles beneath the surface opened an oil leak that is still leaking today. There’s no reason to go into much detail unless you’ve been in a cave for 2 months.This isn’t about this potentially global disaster, although tragic on an epic scale, it’s about the douche bag BP chairman Tony Hayward and the lies he fed the media. Mr. Hayword refuses to come up with a fast, sound solution and is basically giving the finger to everyone in the gulf coast and the environment therein. Businesses are failing, families are hurting financially that depended on it’s abundant sea life for a living and the summertime beach crowd are almost non-existent because of the tar balls rolling up on beachfronts from this disaster.

Sarah Palin loses verbal battle to downs syndrome actress…Sarah Palin should just stop, period. How this woman is still relevant is beyond me. When will she ever realize that all she was is a marketing tool for the republicans…and a bad one at that. Seeing Russia from her back window, the Katie Kouric interview, baby momma drama and resigning her governorship early…she’s a comedians dream. They thought a semi-milfy and “earthy” white woman would bring in the white working class voters, to no avail. Why? Because even they could tell she’s not too bright. A book was released recently, a biography, with her on the cover looking ever-so confidently into the horizon, so clichéd and pre-packaged I almost puke at the sight of it.

Well since the site is just getting on its feet there hasn’t been much of a chance for anyone to make an ass outta themselves just yet. That means I’ll have to bring out the most recent ass…